Neo, a Sarcastic Fringehead (Neoclinus blanchardi), joined CMB in July of 2007 after being rescued from a sportfishing boat based in Ventura Harbor. During his tenure at CMB, Neo has earned the dubious distinction of being the most belligerent member of CMB’s scientific team. As an unfortunate consequence of his aggressive tendencies, he is the only vertebrate member of his holding tank, which is presently dominated by echinoderms and gastropods.
Resembling a pit bull with fins, Neo welcomes every visitor to CMB with a wide, toothy grin and predictably bites the hand that feeds him. Despite his innumerable character flaws and untoward social behavior, Neo is met with a surprising measure of affection by CMB students, who embrace the fish for his visionary thoughts on geopolitics, environmental justice, renewable energy, and ceviche.
Personal statement (in reference to the numerous echinoderms with which he shares office space):
Cephalization is grossly over-rated. Lacking a head doesn’t make you any less relevant. After all, Sarah Palin has a head … and she’s a veritable idiot.
Religion: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Favorite food: Mussels (Belgian ale-braised)
Favorite band: Rammstein
Favorite song: Nasty Dan (Johnny Cash)
Favorite quote: I am a fish of the sky! A cloud of the sea! Blue is to fish, as sky is to me. (Steve Martin)
Favorite book: The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Understanding Intelligent Design (Christopher Carlisle)
Disclaimer. The views expressed by this fish are his own and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of CMB, its officers, trustees, affiliates, or employees.